If I were a superhero

I was waiting for this moment. Narcolepsy girl is back. After a brief hiatus from falling asleep at my desk it's happened again. I've been nodding off absolutely all day. I know I'm still recovering from the minimal amounts of sleep I had over convocation and the mild case of sun-stroke I had yesterday, but still I can't make it through a day with plenty of caffeine and 9 hours of sleep? It also doesn't help that I've had a dreadfully boring day where nobody would return my phone calls and I have one easy story to write. I keep hoping that these little naps will help me re-focus so I can get my work done, but apparently not. I guess I do still need that person who will sit beside me and hit me awake.
I wish I were a superhero. Andrew and I could be a team, I would be Narcolepsy Girl and he could be Insomnia Man. I don't know what we would battle, the evils of normal sleep patterns?