Pathetic

Reason my job is pathetic:
Two stories I'm writing this week: 1) A profile of the national arm wrestling champion, who genuinely thinks arm wrestling will be an Olympic sport one day. 2) There is a non-competitive women's hockey league in Picton hoping to add a second night in Wellington. 3) Something I've written this week will undoubtedly be bumped by a verbose letter to the editor that makes no sense and may be completely unrelated to any of the newspaper's content.

Reason why I'm pathetic:
I have two new friends, Ben and Jerry. They put brownies in chocolate ice cream -- god bless 'em.