Quickies

Not much to report, I know I had a great idea, but it has escaped me.
But for your entertainment here are a couple things.

I played basketball on the weekend and left the court with a bruise on my face. Why do I even bother playing sports?

I've decided that men are like shoes. I know exactly what I'm looking for, so I can never find it but end up choosing something that resembles what I actually want. It never goes well with either shoes or men.