My least favourite day of the year

It's no secret that I hate Valentine's Day. I hate all the mushiness, and public displays of affection and all the sappy romance crap, I especially hate all the pink. I do however enjoy eating other people's Valentine's Day candy (I never turn down candy).
Each year I write some grand diatribe about Valentine's Day, but I'll save you that chunk of bitterness this year, I have more important things on my mind, but those won't be in this post either.
As much as I like to eat other people's candy, I also quite like admiring other people's flowers, as long as they're not pink. I've started to like flowers more, I still don't like things that are floral (like dresses, shirts etc.) but flowers are pretty, I got some flowers for my birthday they were pretty. So as I deal with the stress of my every day life I think, 'gee, wouldn't it be nice to get some flowers?' And I don't mean for Valentine's Day, but just any time, maybe I'll buy some myself.
Does anyone want to send me flowers?