Worst Idea Ever

I know there have been many signs that reality TV has gone too far but I think this really might be the sign. Skating With Celebrities is an obvious take on Dancing with the Stars, but colder and much dumber.
Sure learning how to ballroom dance would be hard. But if you're over the age of like 12 I would think it's almost impossible to learn how to do pairs figure skating!! If you've never watched or tried pairs figure skating, let me remind you that it involves holding/being held over someone's head, being thrown/throwing someone across the ice, being spun in circles, all while moving very quickly on very sharp skates with toe picks. The whole thing could be, literally, a bloody mess.
I give Dave Coulier the best shot and only because he's Canadian -- I bet that's who Nancy Kerrigan picked as her partner. With a close second to Debbie Gibson if she's paired with Kurt Browning. One question though, who would want Todd Bridges to hold them over their head?
Don't worry I promise not to watch the show.