Funny night in a bar

It's been a long time since I've laughed that hard for that long. Here's a brief synopsis.
We showed up at the Horseshoe randomly on Sunday night and sat beside rapper K-os, he seemed very normal and we tried not to stare that much.
There was a run in with the worst gay man trying to be a straight man ever,Bob He picked out one woman at a table and called her beautiful, called another Steve, and claimed I hated him because he was leaning on top of me. Along with claiming to be straight he pretended to be from South Africa, he also did that badly.
Larissa was Larissa.
We randomly met the managing editor of a magazine (he was a friend of Bob) and I want to hit him up for a job.
Then there was the woman who had a transcendental experience with her ex-husband.
Wierd, funny but maybe you had to be there.