Jeans

I love jeans. I despise jeans shopping, and my hatred seems to increase every time I step into a store to buy jeans. I cry when I slide my visa card to pay for the suckers, and I set a limit on them, but that's not even the major reason I hate jeans shopping.
Jeans manufacturers have conspired against me, and other women built like me. I'm short for one thing, and I'm especially short in the legs. I'm also curvy, but by no means large. They seem to only make jeans in a 34' length, which is nearly 3/4 of my height. So, I get them hemmed, which costs me more. I was informed by a sales person that many of the jeans companies don't make jeans over a 32' width. Huh? 32' isn't big at all, and even if it were, why should it matter? It's apparently too much to ask to try and find a pair of 33/30 jeans. I also enjoyed how the sales girl tried to sell me an accessory before I had even found the right pair of jeans. Stupid.
Sure there are more important things in the world, but there are few things better than finding the perfect pair of jeans.